Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.
"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan
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