Jeep creep 

Those arsehole Jeep driving pricks who think they own the fucking road. They've never driven offroad in their life and never plan to. They are rude inconsiderate arse wipes.

Check out that Jeep creep in his Cherokee, he thinks he's a fucking legend but he's just a little turd with too much money.

Jeep creep by Pub flea October 1, 2015

Face-Creep 

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.

Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"

Face-Creep by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

boner creep

1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.

2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.

1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.

2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.

boner creep by Well, shit. April 21, 2018

Peep n' creep 

A VR headset with the screen removed effectively turning it into a peeping device. Used often by Ethan Klein to peep at cuties at the beach.

Peep n' creep, peep the cuties at the beach
You might think I'm asleep, but I'm looking at your teets
I'll be watching you, and your mother too
Society can't judge me for what my eyes do
I'm locked onto those jugs
And I'm peeping hard
Yeah, I'm getting hard
But you think it's just VR
Or talking with my mom
Or I'm looking at a tree
But most definitely not checking out your booty
Except I am, and I'm not ashamed
Because the peep n' creep has changed the game
Peep n' creep has changed the game
I'm peeping, creeping, it will set you free
To look at mammaries and to look at booties
It's good for you and it's good for me
I'm sorry but I've been this way since puberty (Damn)

Peep n' creep by TyrantTITANIUM December 24, 2017

Christmas creep 

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

Christmas creep by steponknee April 5, 2016

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

porno creep by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Grim Creep 

Sensation felt after/while smoking marijuana.

I hit that blunt one time and here came the grim creeper!

Grim Creep by Smokin' Steve June 30, 2008