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Meth Baby

Somebody who's mother did meth while pregnant with them. They look like fucking toddlers no matter how old they are. They try to fuck everyone they come in contact with because they're almost always horny. Their level of retardation varies from person to person. They're childish as all hell and are typically into things aimed at small children. They're also all sociopaths and would try to kill you if piss them off.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute! Dare me to talk to her?
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, she's a meth baby and might try to kill you.
by Crapfeces January 29, 2022
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Baby Gamer

A gamer who acts like a baby about everything that happens to him in game.
Jess: “Dan is such a baby gamer. He always cries about every little thing that happens in RLS”
by RLS Historian March 30, 2019
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Baby Alpacas

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka
Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?
by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019
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kick the baby

A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*
by MarshoTripps September 7, 2009
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baby stays

Bang Chan ( the leader of Stray Kids) refers to stays as baby stays
Chan: "Good bye baby stays! See you guys next week!"

chan:"Bye baby gay- baby stays lol"
by what.a.mess_skz January 4, 2020
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baby wet

When the pussy has that good good sticky icky wet like she's been waiting for just you all your life where you know she's ending up pregnant with your baby.
Son she had that baby wet! Call me daddy in 9 months.
by Hotty Mari May 28, 2016
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baby fart

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
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