Elvis Presley Volcano

The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:

It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.

So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.

Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.

The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"

by From LUE May 15, 2006

Vollie

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with an excessive amounts of blue LED lights because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

by njsp7022 May 8, 2011

volvo

Swedish automobile that will last forever. Pre-2000 they were very boxy, however after being purchased by Ford, their styling is much nicer. Known for having extremely comfortable seats.

My 1997 Volvo 850 GLT has 170k miles on it, has been partially frozen into a lake for a month, and can still go 140 mph. Everything works like the day it was new and it is faster and better looking than most of the ricers on the road.

by I heart beer April 8, 2007

volleyballer

somebody who plays volleyball.

yeah, my lil sis, she's a volleyballer.

by Kyle H. April 17, 2005

volkswagen polo

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know

if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo

by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008

Volkswagen effect

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.

Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."

by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011

volkswagen golf

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014