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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007
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That's not very cash money of you

That's not very cash money of you.
by molestt October 3, 2018
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Fuck you very much

An angry response to someone who has wronged you. Originated in Eric Idle's "The FCC Song" after the FCC fined him.
"Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so Fuck you all so very much!"
- Eric Idle
by aaronak April 27, 2006
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i'm very hot

me: wow the person who typed this is very hot
my dog: yes they are
you: yes i'm very hot
by ,jkhgkjh January 21, 2021
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the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
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ymirs.very.sexy.gf

the most goated tiktoker in existence. is in love with bakugo, and ymir. half her followers call her mommy.
ymirs.very.sexy.gf is so goated
by Dn2.0 June 14, 2021
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