sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

spray paint

The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.

"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

sprayer

Female who ejaculates when having sex or receiving oral sex

Man, I am totally soaked!! I had no idea the broad was a sprayer...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

spray and pray

have sex with a lady w/ no protection and pray for no children

OMG i just fucked that bitch and left a load. I pray there are no little hommies to become of this.

by BamMaster April 14, 2003

Spray Paint Can

A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.

by PAkru June 30, 2003

Sprayshot

the act of taking the cum that is shot in your mouth, from a boyfriend who thinks it's funny to not tell you he is about to cum an proceeds to laugh, and clinching your teeth together and spitting it in their face as though to make it spread across his face in hopes he know how disgusting it is and to then have your roommate make fun of him to his face when he runs out with cum all over the place

fucking asshole will never cum in my mouth again, i fucking sprayshot him in the face.

by Baaaack SEAT! October 27, 2010

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A creepy ass YouTube video of someone turning into a demon while crying on a bed.

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 Is the epitome of the destruction of your mind.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021