slops

A fat person. They usually are uncordinated, have fat protruding out everywhere, and nasty stretch marks all over their body.

Hey slops, did you get enough to eat.

by Deer Man August 24, 2005

sloshball

soccer with an empty draft ball.... drunk in the middle of a busy parking lot

GUY1: "sloshball time"
GUY2: "man, it's just us two"
GUY1: "bah... people will join..."

by sloshuala January 7, 2008

Slosh

The act of sexual intercourse whilst drinking a drink, preferably alcoholic.

1) I sloshed that girl last night

2) I want to slosh you with a pint

by Thom91 June 9, 2013

Showstopping

The unexpected forceful grabbing of a man's testicles, especially when he is busy or otherwise engaged.

An intoxicated patron of the local entertainment venue became enraged when heckled by the band's guitarist, so she jumped up onto the stage and "stopped the show".

by Stacy March 2, 2004

slooser

A combination of slacker and looser. Basically someone who doesn't do anything, is lazy, and probably won't get anywhere in life.

Mike: Hey, was Eric in English today?

Josh: Naw, he ditched again.

Mike: What a slooser.

by ~Wendy~ July 24, 2008

Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 23, 2009

Sloosh

The small amount of alcohol left in the bottom of your drink that most likely has backwash and/or cigarette butts in it.

Dont drink that sloosh!

by Splakmaster May 1, 2009