shitenfreude

Feeling pleasure when leaving a washroom and you see someone going into the stall you just used.

Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.

by jds2001 September 4, 2016

shiteer

a man with a very ugly face, who smells like a turd and likes to play with swords

a smelly musketeer is called a shiteer

by Raegans biggest fan February 21, 2017

Shiterade

A mixture of shit and piss in a mason jar often accumulated over a span of months, that is thrown at a school and its playground.

Dawg you wanna go Shiterade?

by I'mnotanigger69xxxxx April 19, 2018

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

Shitelfie

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

shiterally

Literally shit.

I think you might have stepped in something... It's all over the tent and mattress now. Shiterally.

by Genghis Kanye May 5, 2018