3 definitions by CoolicedT

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

Jaff

Someone who is so British that they would gladly change their name to a piece of British confectionary. It can also be used when a person interrupts a conversation with something that doesn't relate to the original conversation. The American version is a twink

Oh god here comes that jaff. Do you really have to jaff on us again?

by CoolicedT July 4, 2017

Twink

Someone who is so American that they would change their name to a piece of American confectionary

Here comes that darn twink again

by CoolicedT July 4, 2017