Swamp Guinea

White trash guidos that are the most obnoxious people in the neighborhood.

The diner was infested with swamp guineas last night.

My in laws are a bunch of Swamp Guineas from Belleville and call me everyday to argue.

Decided not to go to Surf Club because of the line of Swamp Guineas around the block.

by Stone Smooth August 8, 2011

swamp cougar

a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of ass

check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, I wish I was him

by Kirky100 September 17, 2010

Swamp Donkey

When you hit a baseball/softball very far usual a double,Triple or Home run

Damn he crushed the ball he hit a Swamp Donkey

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 28, 2022

Swamp crotch

Stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the testicles after 4 days without proper cleansing.

State of crotch when chanting "A marine can stand Anything!!" no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.

I am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.

Dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin' on in there?

by cachinga May 21, 2003

swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the doo doo chute and surrounding areas are wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. This generally occurs when the ass isn't thoroughly wiped resulting in odors eminating from the region that smell like a fresh dump.

Vandy's swamp ass reaked so badly that the smell of his freshly unwiped ass could be enjoyed nearly three rows away in the theater.

by Greggie C. February 27, 2008

Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

by Lauren May 13, 2005

Swamp Yankee

1. New England trailer trash or northern redneck. 2. Someone whose family has been in America for generations (several of which may actually reside together) but has never gotten off the ground, couch, or smack long enough to build a functional family or become a redeeming member of society.

I immediately noticed the unmistakable scent of pot after the swamp yankee drove by me in his rusty Dodge Monaco with a rotting muffler.

by Pete Vegas January 24, 2005