The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.
Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "
by sunbl00d August 21, 2011
Get the parking karma mug.-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
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Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.
Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.
by sno September 28, 2004
Get the Parking Meter mug.a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.
Guy 1: Where'd you park?
Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.
Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.
by gmoney5 January 11, 2010
Get the ballet parking mug.The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.
Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?
Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.
Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.
by Kennyyc May 7, 2009
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Get the Parking mug.1. A degenerative disorder of the central nervous system characterized by tremor and impaired muscular coordination.
2. Degenerative motor control disorder occuring the morning after consuming large quatities of alcohol also known as the shakes.
2. Degenerative motor control disorder occuring the morning after consuming large quatities of alcohol also known as the shakes.
by Yada yada April 24, 2003
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