Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017

magical midgets

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.

God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

emo-midget

Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.

Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.

by Maria Garlowich April 13, 2009

midget

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

Midgetville

A community or micro village of "little peoples" usually with miniature houses and compact cars.

There is a Midgetville is in Vienna, Virginia.

by Kat August 21, 2005

mental midget

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007