Locker Room

The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.

I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.

by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010

sack licker

Negitive/derogatory;One who licks a male's scrotum (ball sac)

by Jeremy Pettengill October 6, 2003

Pickle licker

a man who likes to suck cock

"Jeremy is a pickle licker. I'd dump him now if I were you"

by Donna K. March 26, 2003

Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005

meat locker

A Slang term often used to mean a vagina or the sort.

Hey, i want to put my weiner in you meat locker.

by Andrew Hirsch April 21, 2006

Locker Combination

A womans measurements

Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

limb licker

slang term for a homosexual male.

What's going on you limb licker? (Meaty middle limb located in lower abdominal area).

by BigMattock January 3, 2007