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goody bag

The act of forcefully inserting your scrotum into someones butthole.
When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.
by Courtney G. Love January 21, 2007
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hello goodbye

a very shitty band, the downfall of drive thru records, that was forseen when drive thru got steel train on their label,
... have you heard music recently?
by craigums April 8, 2005
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French goodbye

Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.
It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.
by Erich 8 May 14, 2017
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Goodall

A Goodall is someone who not only has the intelligence of a small shaved monkey , but also bases which footy team he supports on whether or not a Russian billionairre has bought them! A Goodall knows nothing about his so-called team or footy in general , yet desperately tries to gain credibilty my making rash , amazing stupid comments which do nothing except antagonise real fans .
A Goodall would even stoop so low as to pretend to be at a game , only to be caught out because he got the ground wrong !
"My god that guy over there is saying the most stupid , moronic , idiotic comments ever and I dont even think he likes football."

"Yeah , what a Goodall."
by Smithymonster February 21, 2008
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Goody

A Woman who is very skilled or talented in giving Men Blowjobs.
"Oh, you're such a Goody" "Man, she's a Goody"
by mass98 August 22, 2012
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Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.
Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.
by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021
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