"designated ugly friend"
an ugly poor girl you use to laugh at. She has such a scummy pathetic life and drives a 2 dollar pos. Her face is ugly too. Her family is fucked in the head and she makes you feel better about yourself. Though you don't have to, she can make anyone feel better about herself since her life is such a piece of shit.
an ugly poor girl you use to laugh at. She has such a scummy pathetic life and drives a 2 dollar pos. Her face is ugly too. Her family is fucked in the head and she makes you feel better about yourself. Though you don't have to, she can make anyone feel better about herself since her life is such a piece of shit.
Boyfriend: don't call the duff tonight, she's too psycho to hang out with.
Girl: Don't worry, i won't, i don't hang with her anymore, it ruins me reputation.
Girl: Don't worry, i won't, i don't hang with her anymore, it ruins me reputation.
by tawns02 December 9, 2008

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

One very beautiful woman... she is very pretty, that sings Backdoor Boys like music that are liked by 12 year old preps and 16+ year old men that have crushes on these 12 year old preps. She acts in pretty decent movies, but she makes half way decent movies like Cheaper By The Dozen crap!!
Hilary Duff... at least she is 100% better than Britney Spears or *NSYNC, and a lot better than Hannah Montana.
by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008

Someone who acts very stupid and draws un-wanted attention to them. This person is ususall not popualar.
by Josh January 12, 2004

um she's not really even worthy enough to GET a definition. haha. jk. but really, when i heard her 'beat of my heart' song in the beginning, i wanted to tackle down the TV cuz of her stupid high-pitched voice. seriously, how the heck did she get a record deal with that kind of voice? its sooo annoying that i literally went 'uggghhh!!' and clenched my fists. im not psycho, by the way. i felt like strangling someone!! see what influence hilary's voice has on people?
*two friends are flipping through the channels*
Friend #1: (stops at disney channel. a 'verb' commercial is on) i'm gonna make some popcorn, be right back.
Friend #2: okay. (hilary duff's 'beat of my heart' clip comes on. eyes bulge and starts choking silently)
Friend #1: okay we're just gonna wait till the--(sees her friend on the floor unconscious. shrieks)
^i was bored =)
Friend #1: (stops at disney channel. a 'verb' commercial is on) i'm gonna make some popcorn, be right back.
Friend #2: okay. (hilary duff's 'beat of my heart' clip comes on. eyes bulge and starts choking silently)
Friend #1: okay we're just gonna wait till the--(sees her friend on the floor unconscious. shrieks)
^i was bored =)
by Carolina_Babe December 28, 2005

A big fat dork who dates Joel Madden from Good Charlotte (the most awesome band on earth!!!) and thinks she's now punk. But other than that she really is a dork. She needs to go back to the whole I-can-act thing and make millions of dollars. I can't see why people like her but they do.
Person 1: Hey can i see you cd's?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: Oh My f***ing God you have this really crappy Hillary Duff CD? Why in the Hell did you buy this?
Person 2: i didn't buy that my sister did (Her eyes rolling, bitting her lip)
Person 1: nice Good Charlotte CD though!!!
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: Oh My f***ing God you have this really crappy Hillary Duff CD? Why in the Hell did you buy this?
Person 2: i didn't buy that my sister did (Her eyes rolling, bitting her lip)
Person 1: nice Good Charlotte CD though!!!
by Monkeygrl May 10, 2005

A bag of weed that cost $50
by 80000000 cocks December 17, 2008
