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Marsden High School
A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.
After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.
Marsden High School by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019
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Marsden Activities
An activity that involves limited movement, effort, or thought to accomplish. Often associated with the role of a Reddit Moderator or similar internet "jobs". In particular, a Marsden Activity involves some sort of technology holding the attention of the culprit for numerous hours at a time.
Person 1: Oh I've been so unproductive, all I've done today is lay in bed and watch TV
Person 2: That's the biggest Marsden Activity I've ever heard
Person 1: And I didn't have enough time to cook dinner so I ordered too much junk food!
Person 2: These Marsden Activities are stacking!
Person 2: That's the biggest Marsden Activity I've ever heard
Person 1: And I didn't have enough time to cook dinner so I ordered too much junk food!
Person 2: These Marsden Activities are stacking!
Marsden Activities by CC-8770 December 11, 2023
Marsden High School
An "education" facility on the border of Western Sydney severely failing at its core purpose notable for its lacklustre care for school facilities. The bathrooms are covered in feces with several toilet stalls missing doors, extensive graffiti is found here and various satirical pieces of the school principal "lance berry" sucking the cock of various Lebanese youths.
Typically staff show little care to students except in rare cases which usually relate to female teachers preying on students in a predatory fashion. The school is well known for its low socioeconomic status within students causing a visible youth culture celebrating drug use is present and students can be seen intoxicated on school grounds much to the dismay of authority figures, for these reasons drug dealing is a feasible source of income for many students coming from the poorer surrounding suburbs and is essential to afford the raising prices for staple canteen products such as chicken burgers.
An extraordinary example is the student Rhabi El-sage graduating from both marsden high school and criminology simultaneously and racking up (pun intended) felony charges relating to half a million dollars worth of cocaine found in the back of his XR6, a fact known by a quick google search.
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Typically staff show little care to students except in rare cases which usually relate to female teachers preying on students in a predatory fashion. The school is well known for its low socioeconomic status within students causing a visible youth culture celebrating drug use is present and students can be seen intoxicated on school grounds much to the dismay of authority figures, for these reasons drug dealing is a feasible source of income for many students coming from the poorer surrounding suburbs and is essential to afford the raising prices for staple canteen products such as chicken burgers.
An extraordinary example is the student Rhabi El-sage graduating from both marsden high school and criminology simultaneously and racking up (pun intended) felony charges relating to half a million dollars worth of cocaine found in the back of his XR6, a fact known by a quick google search.
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“ Ahhh marsden high school... the only place where you can get your sanity, virginity and car stolen”
Marsden High School by Anti-zionistwarrior88 May 31, 2024
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