discharge

this nasty crap that comes out of my dogs but and smells light rotton fish

gross the dog's discharge is on the couch

by loop May 13, 2005

Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010

3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Disc golf

A fun scapegoat to hang out with buds and smoke buds. Played by a range of all ages with the same determination to play a game in nature and get lit enough to jump of of a friends 2 story house in the process, often improving the skill of which one plays.

Dude I just got a call from Mary...wanna go play disc golf?

Eric: Hey bro, wanna shoot some discs today?
Tom: Sure bro, but don't forget the visine this time.

by Bahtsy June 13, 2008

Discharge girl

Train station uniform and fluffy scarf sporting. Also inflicted with a horrific skin disease due to excess consumption of microwave pizzas. At close proximity, one can tell this specimen emanates a peculiar and unsavoury smell that fills entire room of occupation. 'Discharge Girl' similarly breaks down food in the style of a cement mixer. The most prominent feature of a Discharge Girls may perhaps be the 'venus flytrap'-esque way of consuming weak and desperate men. One may notice the attempt (and fail) of a 'Discharge Girl' to 'pull' a stronger member of the male species, in the consistent talking AT that can be seen. If approached by a member of the opposite sex, a 'Discharge girl' will always say 'yes' to anything suggested. Also see 'easy'

'She bought three twirls and a microwave pizza...what a discharge girl,'

'Open your eyes, she slept with DK. what a discharge girl.'

'sleeping with a discharge girl is like breathing...it's that easy'

'I slept with SUCH a discharge girl the other night'

(song)'Because I'm easy...I'm easy like discharge girls are'(/song)

by nolikedischarge January 13, 2008

Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

dishonorably discharging

AN ACTION THAT THAT THE WOMAN SAY TO GET PUSSY FUCKED

Oh i hope i get dishonorably discharging

by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017