Dich

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

by anonymous|unknown March 1, 2015

Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

dich

it is the feeling of needing to fart but not very smart

"damn toothy i need to dich hard rn"
"ich liebe dich"

by MihaiTheAwsm January 5, 2020

dich

Fuck you.

Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.

by I'm from Holland. Isn't that gay? March 15, 2004

Dich

An awkward and often unwanted heated discussion. Often occurring at family gatherings of people with differing views.

I had to make an excuse and leave, things were getting a bit dich in there.

by Wordsmitheu March 29, 2023

Dich-Sonia

This was originally a plant belonging to the fern family which has hairy tarantula looking vines. However, ...

If this girl keeps making eyes at me, she's going to be experiencing a bit of Dich-Sonia.

by Suzy home-maker November 19, 2025

Ich Liebe Dich

It means 'I Love You' in German.

When you say Ich liebe dich to someone...it means you love them.

by anonymous January 7, 2005