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An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.
I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs
by anonymous|unknown March 01, 2015
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Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.
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