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An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.
I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs
by anonymous|unknown March 01, 2015
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Feb 26 Word of the Day
Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-
English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush
by Littlejonny cotton tail December 03, 2019
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Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.
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it is the feeling of needing to fart but not very smart
"damn toothy i need to dich hard rn"
"ich liebe dich"
by MihaiTheAwsm January 05, 2020
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