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Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy June 19, 2016
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Brain Fest

The act of giving out Lifesaver mints (Aka Brain Enhancers) and slices (Sticks of gum) on a Friday afternoon during a school day. If you have not had a Brain Fest, we really recommend trying it one day.

Usually done during a lunch, extension, or free period and is popular among Middle Schoolers - High Schoolers.

When having a Brain Fest, people sign a paper to get access to the Brain Fest. A Brain Fest is usually a treat for students and is loved globally.
Yo Kyle, are you going to go to Jason's Brain Fest this Friday?"
by ErockTheParty September 4, 2018
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brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.
Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.
by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019
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lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell January 13, 2009
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Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.
by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
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purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs
by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015
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