Push The Tea
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Push The Tea by piddle June 28, 2010
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And then he turned the gun on himself
A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.
Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
And then he turned the gun on himself by Nickola1 October 21, 2010
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piss pull the trigger
1. Piss pulling the trigger occurs when drinking more than physically possible, competively or otherwise, and u get the feeling that u need to pull the trigger and piss at the same time, thus piss pulling the trigger.
2. Wasting the day away.
2. Wasting the day away.
"I piss pulled the trigger all day today." "Hey guys, i'm gonna go piss pull the trigger. Be righ back." "Oh my goodness, I feel much better after piss pulling the trigger."
piss pull the trigger by Binch Merkin April 8, 2004
Took your mom to the toilet!
A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
Took your mom to the toilet! by Kris242 October 1, 2008
take out the trash
Weak Kid is being attacked by randomly Violent Kid.
Weak Kid: "Oh dear, please don't hurt me anymore"
Weak Kid's friend who will protect Weak Kid: "Time to take out the trash...."
Weak Kid: "Oh dear, please don't hurt me anymore"
Weak Kid's friend who will protect Weak Kid: "Time to take out the trash...."
take out the trash by Randomly Violent Kid November 20, 2006
Stuffing the Turkey
v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
Stuffing the Turkey by feldpar February 21, 2009
cross the threshold
The threshold was a log or length of wood placed in the entranceway of the peasant's hut or accommodation provided by the landlord. It contained within the hut the layers of thresh i.e. waste from harvesting corn or wheat. It built up in layers.
The newly wed husband would carry his wife across the thresh hold (threshold) to a comfortable area inside the dwelling - hence they would cross the threshold.
cross the threshold by Philip Hoesli July 6, 2006