when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Grinder Grab mug.This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Wisconsin Rooster Hat mug.a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"
man 2: "what a tool."
man 2: "what a tool."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the hershey kiss mug.This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap mug.v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
by feldpar February 21, 2009
Get the Stuffing the Turkey mug.American Gopher Deterrent Technique.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the AGDT mug.man 1: "i was boning my wife last night, and wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat. i pulled out and shot Wisconsin Rooster Spit all over her chest."
man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"
man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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