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Water Cat by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011
Samson Cat
Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
Samson Cat by Flynnfam January 2, 2012
Calm-cat
Calm-cat - The latest legal high to hit uk shores. While you certainly can smoke calm-cat, its effectiveness varies for different people. When smoked calm-cat effective, its most common effects include warming throughout the body, a general sense of relaxation and calm, and a sense of mild euphoria sometimes accompanied by giddiness. Inhaling calm-cat smoke can also bring on physical sensations of minty coolness, which usually spread from the back of the throat to the upper chest and persist for about two hours. Many people report that calm-cat sedates them and also seems to have anxiolytic action: some users say that smoking calm-cat helps them find calm after a long day and forget about their worries.
Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
Calm-cat by thedrugguy May 25, 2013
Weiner Cat
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
Weiner Cat by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014
momma-cat
verb
1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).
2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).
2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
momma-cat by phoneman005 July 1, 2014