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Five-A-Day 

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Five-A-Day by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Related Words
A.D.A.M. a.d. a.d.s. A.D.O A.D.I.D.A.S. A duck! A- Dub a dog a dime a day

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

Lets have a drink after finals 

Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!

op-a-doe 

A nonsensical lyric used in the song "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO because they had nothing else to rhyme with "domino."
Half black, half white, domino. Gain(game) the money, op-a-doe.

*Every day I'm shufflin'.
op-a-doe by 5up3rm4n July 15, 2011

get a dog up ya 

An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
get a dog up ya by mark33345 December 12, 2006
expression showing the idiotic obviousness of a fact
the smurfs are blue
a der!!!!
a der by lisa June 10, 2006