muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 3, 2003

Muff Hunter

A friend of yours that goes out and hunts down a different girl every night.

The Muff Hunter is a guy on a hunt for the finest broad in the bar. His friends are irrelevant and his night sucks if he does not hunt down the finest muff in the bar. This person typically hooks up with a lot of different girls.

by jrosskap March 10, 2009

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 12, 2006

muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.

My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.

by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010