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Upkeep 

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Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.

They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.

It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.

You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.

The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
I gotta back load of upkeep to text tonight, call ya back later.
Upkeep by Billy-Soo November 14, 2019
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Upkeep 

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Trying to keep yo shit together at ya mom's house.
Man, I said I'm trying to stay upkeep so my mom don't put me out!
Upkeep by Hardcore James July 21, 2022
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untap upkeep draw 

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The turn structure of Beginning of Turn in Magic the Gathering, usually said quick to signal what's going on. Also used as chain of word to help new players remember that you untap before you draw.
untap upkeep draw, go to main phase, cast Lava Spike targeting you, does it resolve?
untap upkeep draw by Big Lupu June 28, 2017

unkeepable 

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Those found unkept. Someone who is dishonest, not loyal/faithful, liar, deceitful and cheater. If you find yourself in a relationship with a person possessing these qualities which are not favourable, then hopefully you take off your rose coloured glasses and discover that they are essentially unkeepable.
Jane says her new boyfriend has small man nuts because he is a lying cheating sack of poop which makes him unkeepable. They broke up.
unkeepable by Stargaze81 September 22, 2017

upkeerat 

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Upkeerat is a everything you need! She is smart,funny,caring and brave. She will be committed to your friendship and is 100% loyal. Upkeerat is also willing to stand up for her friends but at the same time she is crazy!! -KEEP HER AS A FRIEND-
omg! its Upkeerat!
upkeerat by karina_b----898965 November 24, 2021
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