Fake fan

Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area

Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"

Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?

Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"

Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"

Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"

Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support

by Harry69 October 23, 2011

fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

by Angel June 21, 2003

faceslamming

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

Fake Girl

A girl, typically between the ages of 14 and 25, who is so completely insecure about her looks that she has to change her entire appearance to resemble that of a cheap hooker, just to make herself feel "hotter."
These girls can be easily recognized by their ratty bleached hair, fake-bake orange "tans," pounds of makeup caked on their faces, slutty outfits and eerie ability to make the duck face in almost all of their photos.

-Guy #1: "I don't want to date a fake girl, I prefer a natural beauty any day!"

Guy #2: "Fake girls are so ugly, yet they always think they're so hot."

by YouDontNeedToKnowHaha May 15, 2011

fake

A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

A fake meeting her victim:

Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!

by the-anomaly July 5, 2006

fake emo

people at my school (and lots of other people) are becoming.. "emo". they wear black clothes and pink eyeshadow and listen to the used. They think this makes them emo, and they think they are cool because of it.
However some people are really emo and quite a few of them are in circumstances where it is definatley not cool to be like them. Fake emos can also be mallcore.

look at that fake emo with the black skinny jeans and fake depression

by peDery FyLe January 11, 2006

Fake Friend

Some one who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to want to be your friend.

-tells you to be yourself but gets mad when you tell them the truth.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-calls their friend a coward for confronting or standing up for themselves.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Sarah always tried to be nice to me, then I crossed the line and she called me out on it. At first I was really angry but then I realized I had been a real fake friend to her this year.

by Helpful_Hannah April 19, 2010