don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

don't tase me, bro by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

bro think he carti 

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.

"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"

bro think he carti by chomumandem June 11, 2022

basic bro 

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

basic bro by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015

bro and tell 

When a bro has an extreme night and wants to tell his boys about it the next day.

Dude, Joe i have some awesome bro and tell for you from last night!

bro and tell by lumberjack44 October 15, 2007

Hey bro

A greeting from to bros

“Hey bro” said Harry to Michael

Hey bro by Water_sheep August 21, 2019

Bro Streak 

The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers

Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.

Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.

These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory

Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.

Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!

Bro Streak by Eazy1 December 8, 2010

Row Bro

A co-worker who sits in the same row of desks as you.

Have you met my Row Bro, Alain? He sits two desks down from me.

Row Bro by RyanYYC August 17, 2012