Ditch Bitch

When you want to meet with someone or sit next to them in class and they end up meeting with someone else or ditching you to sit next to someone else
Boy: Hey dude sit next to me in class?
Dude:Nah man sorry imma sit next to bro...
Boy:Dude fuck you you're such a Ditch Bitch.
by ScifiDeath May 26, 2015
Get the Ditch Bitch mug.

basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."
by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015
Get the basic bro mug.