chomumandem's definitions

batu khan

he was a very famous warrior from the united states of America. It was said that whenever a black man died, he would scream "ambatukam". his stories of life are very moving.

batu khan was the greatest man i have ever known, *sheds a tear*

by chomumandem December 14, 2022

bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.

"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"

by chomumandem June 11, 2022

Schmayk

a word for a very hard smack to the butt.

"sorry man, I forgot to get your money"
"give it tomorrow or imma have to schmayk yo ass"

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

bishum

A very hard punch, usually given by a sex don.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bishum!!!!!!"
(the earth split in half, there was no life left except the sex don, standing on a piece or rock, floating, heading towards the sun at the speed of thousand miles per second)

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

grappledonger

a person who grabs inappropriately.

dudes a grappledonger, he always smacks everyone's ass for no reason.

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

soap fellow

a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.

mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

Sauron in my ass

that feeling when your ass burns when you take a hard shit

man, i aint eating this biryani no more man, it feels like sauron in my ass

by chomumandem March 31, 2022