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shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.
We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
by glamrocker April 25, 2010
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Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
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Donald Trump Jr.

A child that supports Donald Trump like they have a gun to their heads. Usually ranging from 4th grade all the way up to 9th grade. Usually has no knowledge of what Trump wants to do and totally manipulates their words to attempt to win an argument.
"When Trump builds his wall and deports all the Blacks, you'll be the first one to go! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!"

"Whatever you say, Donald Trump Jr.
by Freeday1 February 16, 2017
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Tranniversary

An anniversary of a trans person coming out. (Combination of "trans" and "anniversary"
Friend: how long have you been out?
Me: 5 years tomorrow
Friend: nice, happy tranniversary
by amb2323 May 22, 2018
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traffictroll

The dumbfuck that zigzags in and out of lanes thru traffic, cutting everyone off and carelessly driving just so they can try being ahead of others.
The highwaycop sitting in the medium observed a traffictroll driving recklessly and decided to pull the idiot over and issue some citations.
by jpg3 October 14, 2011
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Bench trio

3 chaotic minors of DSMP that got traumatized by a Green Teletubby

Tommy
Tubbo
&
Ranboo
"Have you heard of the Bench trio?"

"Awe I love the bench trio"
by HosuhKoshi May 7, 2021
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Trouder

A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.

A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.

As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.
by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014
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