tit baby

Someone who whines and complains about stuff. Often sounding like a child.

Eric says "why do we always have to take my car?" and Bob would respond "stop being a tit baby and drive"

by Sir Trogdor March 6, 2007

tit pong

a game like ping pong except in this game you have to try and hit a ping pong ball into a girls low cut short/blouse
first person to get 3 balls in wins

me and my friends played tit pong and i got to be the judge

by big red 44 September 17, 2006

tit shit

Adj. Used to describe something of equal parts good and bad.

Hey Jon, the hottest cop pulled me over today!
No way that is tit shit.

by Dan Collier April 14, 2008

tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.

Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.

Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.

by Megzors May 4, 2006

Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.

Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule

by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008

Tit-Wank

<verb><noun> Slang;

1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.

2) Offensive slang; An insult.

1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."

2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005