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squealing sloth  

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.
Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.
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MUD SLOTH 

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak
I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth
MUD SLOTH by cyscott May 26, 2010

Sid the sloth 

Sid the sloth is the iconic character from ice age. He is a intelligent character and his comedic value is amazing. Sid the sloth supremacy is when someone devotes their honour to Sid the sloth. I believe in Sid the sloth supremacy.
Sid the sloth 1: I believe in sid the sloth supremacy

Sid the sloth 2: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 3: same 😗✌️

Sid the sloth 1,2 and 3: Sid swag 😗✌️

teen sloth 

Pretty self-explanatory, an adolescent that does not contribute to any aspect of life (others' lives or even their own) and waste otherwise productive hours with meaningless hobbies or tasks.

Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
1.) Greg is such a teen sloth. I heard he slept for 18 hours straight because he spent the last 5 days texting until 3 am.

2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
teen sloth by lastray February 23, 2011

Psycho sloth

A housemate that remains on your couch with only movements to fill his enlarging belly with your beer..

Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with a stick to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!
Psycho sloth by Pud69 December 19, 2010

mossy sloth 

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.
I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.
mossy sloth by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016