When actively pooping and a segment of your feces is too dense and of increasing diameter so that you begin to panic as your rectum struggles to dilate wide enough to pass the shit dildo aka “shildo”. Usually occurs due to eating too much fat and protein in a meal.
by wilfred von birmingham December 24, 2020
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Short for "shit dildo"
Joe: "Did you hear what Aiden was texting in the group chat last night?"
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
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by Scooby24 October 4, 2005
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