safety patrol officer 

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.

"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."

safety patrol officer by Blubrrr April 20, 2007

safety pin 

a thing that most "freaks" wear and is considered a fashion statement or a thing that most poor people use to hold clothes together

God what a posser for wearing that saftey pin

safety pin by Anna March 8, 2003

safety shit 

Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer

Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then

safety shit by Cratchit get banged April 8, 2016

SAFETY PEACHES 

someone whos name is dutch and recieves orals from doseph

dutch recieved a safety peaches from dose

SAFETY PEACHES by MOG January 5, 2004

Safety word 

Top end of pound town.

Use you safety word when you need it. My is my Kung fu is better than your Kung fu.

Safety word by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Safety Bells 

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

Safety Bells by Capesy Eisteddfod September 18, 2006

Safety-net sub 

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 9, 2008