by Stevoi January 1, 2012
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Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
by Tommyshocker September 8, 2005
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Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.
"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010
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Get the cajun dry rub mug.When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
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