Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

punch drunk

1. A person who fakes being drunk.
2. That high school girl who has straight punch and acts drunk because someone told her there was booze in it.
3. Gemo

Molly gets so punch drunk, it is embarassing.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Punch Bunny

A girl who has an erotic fetish of getting beaten up.

Dale: What did you do last nite?

John: I picked up a punch bunny last night and beat the fuck into her.

by James99999 January 7, 2010

punch bunny

A punch bunny is a really hot girl who doesn't have a boyfriend: the reason why is because she is so stupid you can really only do one thing with her, punch it - and leave it. IE - a playboy bunny.

Friend: "Who was that girl you took home the other night, that blonde with the huge tits and great turd cutter?"

Answer:"I have no idea. Sex was great, but then she started talking. Another dumb punch bunny."

by Billy Glide June 4, 2009

Punch up

(n) 1)The act of a male being sexually relieved by hand. The hand is to form a loosely clenched fist where which the penis is inserted. With constant grip the penis is stroked up and downward until ejaculation.
2)The much enjoyed ending to an oriental massage. Also known as a Happy ending.

I tell you, I'm so stressed out. I could go for a punch up at the West Garden Spa.

by Taco17 February 22, 2008

punch you in the cancer

Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.

Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!

by Chrizzles October 20, 2007

Punch Face

a face that makes you have the urge to want to punch it. most of the time a face that is scrunched up as if they just sucked on a lemon and is ugly, unsightly, generally hard to look at.

Dude that chick over there has a punch face. Its all scrunched up and hard to look at. i feel the overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.

by man interrupted January 6, 2012