Definitions by Taco17

Punch up 

(n) 1)The act of a male being sexually relieved by hand. The hand is to form a loosely clenched fist where which the penis is inserted. With constant grip the penis is stroked up and downward until ejaculation.
2)The much enjoyed ending to an oriental massage. Also known as a Happy ending.

I tell you, I'm so stressed out. I could go for a punch up at the West Garden Spa.

Punch up by Taco17 February 22, 2008

cunt-fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.

The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!

cunt-fetti by Taco17 July 31, 2007

Yawn-Opera 

(n) What starts out as a standard yawn but as it nears the end the yawner continues using the same exhale to create an a-capellic performance.

Man am I tired. Yahhwwh.... aaaahhh..... laaaaa...... laaaaa! (Yawn-Opera)

Yawn-Opera by Taco17 July 31, 2007