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magnum

A high caliber pistol capable of blowing someone's head clean off their neck. The most popular type of magnum is the .357, most of them are revolvers, but some magnums like the .44 are clip-fed. Other magnums like the .22 are not as powerful as the .44 or the .357, but still they have enough knockout power to kill a human with one shot if aimed at the right spot(Head, chest, neck).
You can't survive a magnum shot. Trust me.
by your daddy July 3, 2003
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magnum-force

something very powerful (from the magnum revolver)
He had a magnum-force orgasm last night.
by Light Joker December 26, 2005
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Magnum Bars

Magnum bars are ice cream bars dipped in chocolate. They come in Classic (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate), Almond (vanilla ice cream dipped in almond-infested chocolate), Double Chocolate (Chocolate ice cream dipped in chocolate, then gooey delicious fudge, then chocolate again) and the very best, Double Caramel (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, then dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate again). These ice cream bars just recently came to the United States from parts of Europe and Australia, and are almost better than sex. Literal orgasm in your mouth. Go out to Safeway or Wal-Mart and pick some up NOW
Dude, are you and Joe gonna bang tonight?
No way, I have a box of Magnum Bars waiting for me at home!
by neevcat May 26, 2011
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Magus Machine

God of account jacking in the world of GameFAQs spinoffs.
Wow, Magus Machine sure is better than me!
by CJayC November 13, 2003
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mannus

The masculine form of the word pannus- or a man who's gut extends past his genitals
Abby's new boyfriend has a mannus - did you see his enormous gut?
by Wannus June 30, 2008
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magnum

- n.

The largest size of latex condoms produced. Generally only used by African Americans (brothas).
Tyrese was so big, even Magnum's weren't enough to contain him.
by Mendel March 25, 2003
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Text Manus

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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission
Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!
by C Norris May 22, 2006
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