When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
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When you have vigorous, testerone fueled sexual Intercourse with an individual wearing nothing but a flannel and a beanie. The tempo if said Intercourse is supposed to match that of the felling of 90 year old oak trees, when an orgasm is reached "timber" is usually groaned out.
by Finalformkilo February 20, 2017
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