Lumberjock 

Not to be confused with a lumbersexual- which is tied to the masculinity, or lack there or of the man, a lumberJOCK can be any gender or sexuality, though, Subaru lesbians are a very common yet under represented type.

Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.

They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.

“Did you see that guy at Stumptown in the red flannel?”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”

Lumberjock by Blue.jay September 25, 2021

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Sad Lumberjack 

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

Sad Lumberjack by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017

lumberjackolicious 

lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.

The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.

Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.

lumberjackolicious by HJ4H January 12, 2015

lumberjack grandslam 

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013

icy lumberjack

When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.

I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.

icy lumberjack by Master TC December 21, 2009