Not to be confused with a lumbersexual- which is tied to the masculinity, or lack there or of the man, a lumberJOCK can be any gender or sexuality, though, Subaru lesbians are a very common yet under represented type.
Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.
They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.
Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.
They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.
“Did you see that guy at Stumptown in the red flannel?”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”
by Blue.jay September 25, 2021