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Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Deadlocked

The act of having sex with a girl at least 10 miles away from both your house and her house, then leaving.
I just Deadlocked my crazy girlfriend bro.
That's great to hear!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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The Big Black

Who's afraid of the Big Black?
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Tidal Wave

When your girl squirts so hard, it causes a tsunami in Thailand and Indonesia.
Bro my girl just pulled a Tidal Wave.
Yeah, I saw it on the news.
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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