The Big Black

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Who's afraid of the Big Black?

by aiwefal May 01, 2025

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Clubstep

Going to the club, and stepping on 1 girl along with everyone else in there.

Yo I just went Clubstepping last night with the college whore.
Alright! How'd it go?
As planned

by aiwefal May 01, 2025

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Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.

"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."

by aiwefal April 29, 2025

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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

by aiwefal May 01, 2025

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Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

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