by aiwefal May 01, 2025
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
The act of having sex with a girl at least 10 miles away from both your house and her house, then leaving.
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
by aiwefal May 01, 2025