Definitions by aiwefal

Tidal Wave 

When your girl squirts so hard, it causes a tsunami in Thailand and Indonesia.

Bro my girl just pulled a Tidal Wave.
Yeah, I saw it on the news.

Tidal Wave by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Clubstep

Going to the club, and stepping on 1 girl along with everyone else in there.

Yo I just went Clubstepping last night with the college whore.
Alright! How'd it go?
As planned

Clubstep by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Deadlocked 

The act of having sex with a girl at least 10 miles away from both your house and her house, then leaving.

I just Deadlocked my crazy girlfriend bro.
That's great to hear!

Deadlocked by aiwefal May 1, 2025

The Big Black 

BBC

Who's afraid of the Big Black?

The Big Black by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Freedom Dive 

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.

Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!

Freedom Dive by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Ascension To Heaven 

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

Ascension To Heaven by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

Ukrainian Hydra by aiwefal April 30, 2025