Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

rusty door handle

The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then

Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.

At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!

by ArgibaldIII January 17, 2014

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

jiggle the handle

(a) When your toilet bowl is continuously trying to refill after a flush but will not, you must “jiggle the handle” of the flusher for it to stop. You could then fix it yourself or call a plumber.

(b) You “jiggle the handle” when temporarily accomplishing a needed task until a more appropriate resolution is later performed.

My mother would say, when I was a kid, go in the bathroom and “jiggle the handle” on the toilet, and it will stop running.

by johnnywhitegq February 5, 2021

Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.

In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.

by Dr Zog. August 9, 2006