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final fantasy 14

A MMORPG based in the world of Eorzea where the Warrior of Light is constantly defending the world and sacrificing everything for those around them but never gets anything in return for heroism. But has some oddly attractive Elezens...
In the world of Final Fantasy 14
Random NPC: Omg! Its the Warrior of Light! Hey! Go kill that primal!
Warrior of Light: .... fuck this, WHERE ARE MY HUSBANDO'S AND WAIFUS!!
by Astromoa April 12, 2017
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final fight

A side-scroling beat 'em up that was realeased in 89 but the story happens 2 years earlier.
Mike Haggar (from saturday night slam masters) is the mayor of Metro City, the "crime captial of the world." The Mad Gear gang runs the city and they kidnap Haggar's daughter, Jessica. Haggar gets his gym buddies, Guy, the bushin ninja and Cody, the street fighter, to help him rid the city of the mad gear gang for good. They beat up tons of people using punches, kicks, throws, pilledrivers, flying kicks, knives, katanas, lead pipes etc. And they rescue Jessica and Cody knocks the leader out of a window (Shows this at the start of final fight 2, in the Japanese version anyway.)
This game was moved to so many consoles. On SNES, they removed 2 player mode, Guy and a whole level. They also changed Poison and Roxy to Billy and Sid because they thought they were transvestites and because they didn't like the idea of hitting women (Which completly contradicts the first thing.) Damnd and Sodom were changed to Thraser and Katana.
The story of Final Fight 2 is Mad Gear regroups and goes international. They capture Guy's girlfirend (Or wife... or something) Rena and Guy's master's master. Maki, Rena's sister rings up Haggar and asks him to help get them back. He does, with the help of Carlos, someone who is staying at Haggar's place at the time. No Cody or Guy, they were either training, in jail or doing the street fighter alpha stuff. Anyway, the three beat Mad Gear, this time for good.
In final fight 3, Haggar, Guy (By now the events of street fighter Alpha 1, 2 and 3 are over) a cop called Lucia and a street fighter who had his family mudered, Dean, fight the Skull Cross gang who took over after Mad Gear was destroyed. They beat the leader and knock him into some high voltage electricity thing.

There were so many conversions of the original (Final Fight for sega cd, gba etc.) There was also final fight revenge but people still wonder if this has anyhting to do with the story line. There's also a few gaps between the games coz the whole story line consists of street fighter games, saturday night slam masters and a whole lot of other games.
Streets of Rage was a total rip-off of Final Fight but still a good game. Final Fight is the King of beat 'em ups!
by Marbarian May 17, 2005
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final form

Gaming analogy.

When someone's (usually a girlfriend's) anger is at it's crisis mode. They've shed their first and second stage attacks and phased into their highest level of fury. Nearly impossible to defeat, this screaming, rage-fueled bitch-monster will stop at nothing to ruin you.

Tread lightly. Her HP is at an all time high, so choose your weapons carefully:
Apologies, candies, and compliments often have a reverse effect and are weaker against a Final Form rage monster.
Man, she's scary enough when she's just mad, but last night that bitch went into her Final Form.
by Dakotaorian February 23, 2014
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Final Fantasy 7

The most overrated game on the planet.

If you take away what it had done for the RPG scene outside of Japan, it was pretty much like any other Final Fantasy RPG you've ever played.
FFVII is a womans game, play FFVI.
by Zakuta Asura October 6, 2004
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final level

When something is like totaly awsome, (car, game, toy, action, etc)
That car was like totaly final level
by Gunet May 11, 2006
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Final Fantasy X

1. A videogame made by Squaresoft that is highly popular in Japan, Europe, and the USA.
2. Something for people to groundlessly insult.
-Squaresoft sold over 1 million copies of Final Fantasy X in Europe alone.
-Worst game ever. Bad mistake by squaresoft.... should've named it sphere powa. Sucks hard. Look up blitz ball
by Fant December 15, 2003
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Final Fantasy VIII

The overproduced sequel to one of the worlds greatest games. It used to be the worst in the series, but luckily X-2 and XI were released and dethroned the pointless RPG. Why is VIII horrible?

"There must be some objective truth to the criticisms that Squall’s angst is misplaced, the supporting cast is weak, the game’s world is too “real”, and summoning, drawing, and junctioning turned gameplay into a tedious chore rather than a fun pastime."

The battle system was so in depth and really took a person who believed they were intelligent but really weren't. Allow me to explain: The battle system was not flexible in the slightest, creating a rift between new "gamerz" and those individuals who appreciate real RPG's. The best "strategy" in the game is to keep Squall dead during battles and only fight with the remaining party members. this is because the enemies level up with Squall leaving absolutely no reason to apply yourself. This is why "low level gamerz" have come to exist. If you can beat a Final Fantasy at a level under 18, your battle system is fatally flawed.

Don't want to keep Squall dead? okay, that's fine, simply transform all enemies into cards after drawing magic from them - therefore, you still don't get the experience and the enemies still never level up.

All in all, this game is for average people who want to feel as though they experienced something great, but in reality, they are weak minded and delusional.

If this game weren't labeled a Final fantasy, it may have been received as a "decent attempt at an RPG".
Final Fantasy VIII http://juliangnam.wordpress.com/2006/10/24/news-flash-final-fantasy-viii-sucks/
by Diogenes1215 April 18, 2009
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