nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.

Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~

by LarstaiT December 28, 2003

false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013

False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.

Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

Menomonee Falls

Located outside of Milwaukee, Menomonee Falls is a suburb of Waukesha County. Known for its exemplary public school system, arts and music programs, it is a suburb that is continually developing and growing. Also dubbed the Falls its primary rivals are Germantown (g-town) and Sussex, neighboring suburbs. It's truly a nice place to live, raise a family, all of the American dream types of things people aspire to.

The older woman grew up in Menomonee Falls when it was just corn fields and urban life and saw it become the bustling suburb it now is.

by DZ_Girl December 28, 2005

fallston

Despite the common sterotype, not everyone in fallston gets everything handed to them on a silver platter. Though there are few, some of us acually have to work for our cars and our nice cloths. And on that note, not all of us are preppy collar poping hoe's:see john caroll. Fallston high, also known as herion high, for good reason of corse...but at least we're not known as "the duck farmers right?"So Fallstoners bitch a lot? Thats probably due to the fact that: THERE'S NOTHING TO DO.

Things to do include:

Getting fucked up ie:drinking and smoking

Going to the harford "mall"

And Friday night Football games.

Our football team is pretty much a disgrace-we know it, you dont have to remind us. And despite our football team we manage to kick ass in soccer,lacrosse ect. Fallston high is pretty clicky but we all know how to party. The school doesn't have very many windows, probably because half the school has A.D.D though if they had windows it wouldnt make a difference no one pays attention to the tight ass teachers anyway. We're not as reedy as everyone thinks we raise money all the time for things like katrina and the tsuami that happened last year. Over 6,000 dollars bitch. Dont say we're self ritchous.

Then there's the marching band, a click that only dates in itself. If you break the rule, youre considered an outcast. If you join, you may never get out. They have their own homecomming, because they've been seriously mislead in thinking they are exclusive.

"Dude the spinning rims for my escalade came in."
"Ohh,i didnt know you went to Fallston."

by crzioutacontrol September 29, 2005

falcs

An slang reference to Dirhams, the currency of the United Arab Emirates. Created by English speaking expatriates, same usage as the N. American reference to dollars as bucks. Falc abbreviation refers to the falcon displayed on most paper money.

Hey Nabil, can I borrow some falcs to pay for these Russian prostitutes?

by jazzbrother February 23, 2008