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carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.
how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!
carbohydrate by Neil March 8, 2005
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carbohydrate

the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch
Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole
carbohydrate by Cecil Williams October 23, 2007

Carbohydrate City

a fictional city or township populated by fat people who chow down on carbohydrate-laden snacks such as potato chips / potato crisps, pasta based meals, sandwiches, breakfast cereals etc
paul: check out all my pasta
john: wo, carbohydrate city

joanne: can you pass me a slice of bread
megyn: that bitch is on the bus to carbohydrate city

carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.
Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

Accumulate that carbohydrate 

The way to say "get that bread" intelligently.
C'mon my fellow comrades. Let us go accumulate that carbohydrate.

Carbohydratarian 

A person or animal who primarily or exclusively eats or prefers to eat carbohydrates (sugary and/or starchy and or heavily cellulose laden foods) as their primary diet source.
"When planning food for a party buffet, one has to be sure to include a variety of dishes that will appeal to all types of eaters, including carnivores, vegetarians, and even carbohydratarians."
Carbohydratarian by Eric Raynor November 7, 2008

carbrohydrates 

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.
Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."
carbrohydrates by SuperEboy July 10, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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