Edinburg High School

Lots of drugs, fun fights, good at soccer. A place where even the teachers have done drugs. Literally so much pride that we know we suck

Edinburg High School Morning announcements: “ Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.”

by IllegalBeaner February 26, 2020

Edvin

A very tall and handsome man. Has the characteristics of the world renowned Gigachad and a minimum of 160 iq. An Edvin is known to have a humongus D and is a monster in bed. An Edvin is also knowned to be tall and has a smile that melts womens hearts. Though Edvin looks like a real badass on the outside he has a big heart and a lot of empathy. An Edvin is often very kind and humble and is very good with kids.

Random person: Who is that? I have never seen such a handsome and perfect looking man in my whole life!

Another person: Yeah that’s just an Edvin.

by sweatshirt678 March 1, 2022

Relationship Edging

Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.

"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!

by skinnyalienboy July 6, 2018

sneeze edging

When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).

Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.

by Tanooki14 May 4, 2022

Edinburger

A real low-rent, trailor trash type, White, high school drop out, lots of kids, missing teeth, career in cashiering. Named after Edinburgh, Indiana. Both genders like to particpate in the local sport-bar fights. A small town known for being rough, dirty, and low class. A denizen of Edinburgh or someone who looks like it. Recognized by feathered hair, mullets, acid wash jeans, old Camaros, cars on lawns, bad teeth, and 6th grade vocabulary.

Look at that guy in the jean shorts. Since when did they let Edinburgers in? Time to find a new place to hang.

by shlewwy February 11, 2010

Double Edging

This is when you are edging while masturbating and simultaneously "prairie dogging" until you release both in an explosion of ecstasy.

So I was holding my shit in while I was jerking off and started to double edging.

by Uncle Strangeman June 13, 2018

Edinburgh

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having fuck all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up cunts. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour.

Glaswegian 1 : "Fancy going through to Edinburgh for a night out ?"

Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"

Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"

Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"

by El Capitaino July 12, 2011