Definitions by skinnyalienboy

none toast 

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

none toast by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

schmungle 

The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.

Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.

schmungle by skinnyalienboy January 25, 2020

Shticky icky 

A stupid way of saying marijuana

Pass me that shticky icky

Shticky icky by skinnyalienboy December 14, 2018

Relationship Edging 

Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.

"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!

Relationship Edging by skinnyalienboy July 6, 2018