by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019
Get the Knee Crotchmug. A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017
by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005
Get the Crotch-Knockmug. Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
by Devonatorr February 22, 2009
Get the Crotch lettucemug. by Jehovah's favorite gnome May 2, 2003
Get the Coal Crotchmug. 1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
by Tzepish March 2, 2005
Get the Crotch Vampiresmug. Motorcycles are broken down into general categories. Off road, Track, Cruisers ( incl. Harley Davidsons, Kawasaki Vulcan, Yamaha Roadstar), Sport Touring (Honda ST1300), Touring (Honda Goldwing) and Sport.(Honda CBR600, Yamaha FZ6) Sport bikes are very fast highly mobile bikes where the rider is low and leaning forward. The bike is generally a cafe race style. A Crotch Rocket is the slang term for Motorcycles of the Sport category. The term is derived from their incredible speed. The previous definition of "Non-Harley's" is patently false. I have a Honda Goldwing and it is definitely not a Crotch rocket.
by Al Collard July 16, 2005
Get the crotch rocketmug.