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chatztistamatis

a guy who is a douchebag and pretends to drink beer to impress women and put down friends in the precence of females. and then talks about his car which his family bought him and does'nt pay alot of bills douchebag!

also see liar and backstabber and fucking loser cuz he is prob all 3.
1. "hey cutie i have an honest job and make ok money and i think your attractive. alex- hey wait a moment girl i have a mustang and i drank like a milloin beers already and i just got here by the way i have a mustang. Tom- hey douchebag you just pulled an chatztistamatis good job assshole.

ex 2. a fucking huge giant greek queer asshole who fucking lies to get female attention who leeches of cool guys.

"hey babe i like pay no bills thanks to mommy and daddy so do you wanna go like have sex i make 1800 dollars a pay and my friends have kegs but i just fucking leech of them anyway did i mention i have a mustang?

ex3. "hey tom you know your drunk?
"of course asshole cuz i really drink my beers you fucking poser. such an chastitamatis move you fucking no life having loser. and ps fuck your mustang.
by The universe February 29, 2008
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chatzee

A boy who wears too much hair gel, can't decide how many buttons to unbutton before going out and thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread (especially to women). Usually hang in packs.
He thought he was hot......maybe the guido orange fake tanning lotion made him feel like he was on fire, what a chatzee.
by Mandy Marie April 25, 2008
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Chauzar

Chauzar is a rare type of dino-dinosaur from the deepest part of your back pockets, where the amazing magic lies, the place where it is safe.

The Chauzar ravages through food but hates peas, doesn't like its vegetables, but loves to bake its own food. The Chauzar says RAWR to scare away its predators, but Chauzar also says RAWR to its mate, its specialists mate, to say that it loves you.

The Chauzar is the past of what today is now Chau. Chau is very much evolutionary to the Chauzar, both being very strong and noble. The Chauzar only responds to its name when called by its special mate, because it is much dedicated.

Overall The Chauzar can be much furious to its predators and much loving to its mate. It loves to be with its mate and does anything to protect it. You just never want to dissapoint a Chauzar, or prepare for its mighty RAWR!
Oh shoot, Chau she is related to the mighty Chauzar!
Chau is throwing away her peas? She is going back to her old Chauzar ways!
by Naffy-Bear July 9, 2011
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chaz

OMG Courtney! Stop being a chaz!!!!

That dirty chaz has been doing his nicole!
by rlm8772 November 20, 2010
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chazzed

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yo you got chazzed

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Chazzer

A Charity Shop, most often one selling second hand clothes, especially in the UK.
I'm hitting the chazzers later to find a hat.
by scootbenet August 28, 2012
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Chaz

Verb
1) to complete, finish, 'knock-out'
2) to lose one's cool, flip out
"You don't need to worry about it, he already chazzed that feature this morning"

"He couldn't debug that piece of code so he chazzed out and threw his monitor out the window."
by Mojito Chica December 27, 2011
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