Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.
1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
by Olivia Jasmine December 15, 2006
Get the closet textingmug. 1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019
Get the Closet Conservativemug. a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
by evinrude115 June 1, 2009
Get the Closet Titsmug. 1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.
2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!
2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!
by mickle July 7, 2005
Get the closet timemug. by Donniey October 29, 2005
Get the closet bombmug. One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.
by network junkies April 17, 2009
Get the Closet Engineeringmug. In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"
by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016
Get the in the broom closetmug.